My BFF Brenda e-mailed me this joke to start the week out on a good note and I just had to share it with you:
The Flower Show
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench
outside the Town Hall where a flower show was
The thin one leaned over and said, “Life
is so boring. We never have any fun
anymore. For $10, I’d take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled
her way out of her clothes and, completely naked,
streaked (as fast as an old lady can streak) through
the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a
huge commotion inside the hall, followed
by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came
through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.
“I won 1st prize as ‘Best Dried Arrangement!'”
Hope you liked this as much as I did – it’s cute! I’ll be posting some projects we did soon at our classes!